Pardoning the Turkey

George Bush pardoned a turkey named "Pumpkin" today, which makes his record 8-152. The latter number is the total amount of executions that were carried out during his years as Texas Governor. He seems to have a soft spot for turkeys, however, which I suppose is something. There was no mention of the crimes the turkeys had committed. I presume they may well have been innocent, in which case, by Bush admnistration policy, they should have been dropped in a deep hole in Gitmo.